me: is old, dead, legs broken arms have arthritis whatever that is
*lucifer on shuffle*
*Namjoon sets fire in the kitchen accidentally*
Jin: *disappointed but not surprised*
Jimin: *already ran out of the building*
Taehyung: *packing his suitcase full of clothes*
Yoongi: *turning on the other side to sleep*
Jungkook: bow wow wow
Mom: Are your grades slipping?
Someone: What’s your favourite news headline?
trying to figure out how someone isn’t multifandom and only stans one group